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Doom, horror, death, whiskey. Pro wrestling, mostly.
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Someone: *beats up Dean Ambrose*

Me: Haha, wrestling is so fun, look how great Dean is at getting beat up.  Wow, he is a great wrestler. He’s just the best. I can’t wait to go to his Hall of Fame induction.

Someone: *beats up Shinsuke Nakamura*

Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU TO TOUCH HIM AGAIN I WILL CURSE YOUR FAMILY FOR TEN GENERATIONS OH MY GOD YOU BETTER BE GLAD I’M NOT IN JAPAN.

wrestlingcore:

the only reason i have tag viewer is to see all the people lusting after minoru suzuki in the tags

COME ON there are only like four of us. Thank you for your prayers. 

hbshizzle:

same

It’s totally the sweaters. It totally is.

hbshizzle:

same

It’s totally the sweaters. It totally is.

(via alluctor)

alluctor:

a tale of kazuchika okada

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he looks at YOSHI-HASHI and gets the giggles

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then he looks at ishii and the giggle fit increases in fortitude

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nobody knows why or joins in

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he can’t even sit down he’s giggling so much

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are you okay

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let me remind you he hasn’t even said what he’s laughing about and he’s already at the verge of tears

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then he sort of calms down and nobody still knows anything and everybody moves on like this happens daily

okada…..

SEE.

alluctor:

okada’s default mode: dying laughing at nothing in particular

The best CHAOS DVD drinking game would be:

1. Take a drink every time Okada laughs so hard he can’t breathe at something nobody else is even laughing at.

Wasted.

alluctor:

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So you want to get into the magic that is NJPW, the second biggest wrestling promotion in the world, but are unsure where to begin, or what you should know before jumping in, or where to jump in, or whether you’ll get it and now you just don’t— hey, relax, buddy, I’m here for you.

I’ve got good news: if you like wrestling, you’ll like NJPW. It’s really that simple. The only thing you need to know is that they have 20-second count-outs. That is it. That is literally the only thing you truly need to know, going in.

Ready to get started? Good. Because now you’re going to watch this match. It’s a good match, just sit back and enjoy it. I’ll see you on the other side of the jump.

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All of this is true and good, but this, THIS! I AM SCARED ALL THE TIME.

Minoru Suzuki leads his own heel stable Suzuki-gun, and has an amazing, unique hair style and is actively a threat to your life. Yes, even as you sit thousands of miles away from him as you read this.

I made this for a friend, but I thought I should post it here in case any of you are in need of this also.

Tumblr plz let me post these gifs even though they’re too big I am not good at giffing yet.