Someone: *beats up Dean Ambrose*
Me: Haha, wrestling is so fun, look how great Dean is at getting beat up. Wow, he is a great wrestler. He’s just the best. I can’t wait to go to his Hall of Fame induction.
Someone: *beats up Shinsuke Nakamura*
Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU TO TOUCH HIM AGAIN I WILL CURSE YOUR FAMILY FOR TEN GENERATIONS OH MY GOD YOU BETTER BE GLAD I’M NOT IN JAPAN.
the only reason i have tag viewer is to see all the people lusting after minoru suzuki in the tags
COME ON there are only like four of us. Thank you for your prayers.
a tale of kazuchika okada
he looks at YOSHI-HASHI and gets the giggles
then he looks at ishii and the giggle fit increases in fortitude
nobody knows why or joins in
he can’t even sit down he’s giggling so much
are you okay
let me remind you he hasn’t even said what he’s laughing about and he’s already at the verge of tears
then he sort of calms down and nobody still knows anything and everybody moves on like this happens daily
So you want to get into the magic that is NJPW, the second biggest wrestling promotion in the world, but are unsure where to begin, or what you should know before jumping in, or where to jump in, or whether you’ll get it and now you just don’t— hey, relax, buddy, I’m here for you.
I’ve got good news: if you like wrestling, you’ll like NJPW. It’s really that simple. The only thing you need to know is that they have 20-second count-outs. That is it. That is literally the only thing you truly need to know, going in.
Ready to get started? Good. Because now you’re going to watch this match. It’s a good match, just sit back and enjoy it. I’ll see you on the other side of the jump.
All of this is true and good, but this, THIS! I AM SCARED ALL THE TIME.
Minoru Suzuki leads his own heel stable Suzuki-gun, and has an amazing, unique hair style and is actively a threat to your life. Yes, even as you sit thousands of miles away from him as you read this.